I had this conversation about the end of the world yesterday with Adelle my five year old:
Adelle: How is the world going to end?
Me: Its going to explode or something like that. Basically its going to stop working. But Jesus will make it all new again. And it will last forever and no one will ever die again.
Adelle: But what if somebody swords you in the throat? Would that kill you?
Me: I never thought of that.
Notes: She didn't know how to say 'stab you in the throat with a sword', so she coined the phrase 'sword you in the throat.' Honest to goodness. That is what she said. I can't make up stuff this funny. I love my kids!!