the end of the world

I had this conversation about the end of the world yesterday with Adelle my five year old:

Adelle: How is the world going to end?
Me: Its going to explode or something like that.  Basically its going to stop working.  But Jesus will make it all new again. And it will last forever and no one will ever die again.
Adelle:  But what if somebody swords you in the throat?  Would that kill you?
Me: I never thought of that.

Notes: She didn't know how to say 'stab you in the throat with a sword', so she coined the phrase 'sword you in the throat.'  Honest to goodness.  That is what she said.  I can't make up stuff this funny.  I love my kids!!

newsflashes

The world's going to end this year
This guys says so and wrote a book about it. He's actually giving the book away, which makes perfect sense seeing that the world will end soon and we'll have no need for books or money: http://the-end.com/2008GodsFinalWitness/

Soulja Boy gets rocks thrown at his bus
BLOOMINGTON, IL-- 12-year-old boy was arrested and accused of throwing a rock through a hip-hop performer’s tour bus windshield Thursday night, police said.

Bloomington Police Lt. Pete Avery said the boy told officers, “I hate Soulja Boy.”

The boy threw the rock at the bus about 7:40 p.m. outside the Hampton Inn West, 906 Maple Hill Road, department spokesman Dave White said.
http://www.pantagraph.com/articles/2008/03/22/news/doc47e43e02deb00524014754.txt